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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.
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What’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?
What’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of …
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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